Urban Dictionery defines Awesomeness as an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce. Yes, that defines this Keychain Flashlight Jesus that I picked up for Denine yesterday. I will resist saying stuff like... Let Flashlight Jesus light the path before you...May Keychain Flashlight Jesus unlock the doors... or reveal the passage before you...
OK, before you say stuff like Keychain Flashlight Jesus is too hokey, let me say stuff that reminds us or starts conversations is alright with me. Yesterday when The Dude at the record store rang up my purchase he asked if I wanted Jesus in a bag or if I wanted to carry him with me. I responded that I think it is best to always carry Jesus with me and I hoped he felt the same. The Dude said he agreed and that Jesus is very cool. I think that is awesome.
