The French have a legendary reputation for being a bit snooty or arrogant. The recent smack talking before the Olympic swim relay by the men's team again brought this stereotype to the surface.
For some reason, this crossed my mind this morning as I prepared coffee using the French press coffee maker that Baby Girl gave me. It struck me that the French, either willingly or unwillingly, have been more generous than any country that I can think of in lending their name to product names.
Arrogant or not? I'll let you judge. I've come up with this little list just off the top of my head of "French" items and the likely replacement if they did not exist.
French Press - makes a wonderful cup of joe!
Percolator - I love the sound and the action, but it's no French press
French Roast - Is it me, or does it seem burnt? To be fair, this is a roasting technique, not a actual geographic region
Any coffee from Africa - has refined flavors from the different regions. You can buy it organic and fair trade. I like that
French Fries - Yes, I know Belgium and Spain claim them first, but it is what it is and they are
Freedom Fries - Does anyone actually say this anymore??
French Toast - Splendid when done right
Waffles - There is no "French Toast House", right? Nuff said.
French Vanilla - The good stuff is smooth and refined. It's nice
Mexican Vanilla - It's a little spicier and bolder. I like the attitude. I think it fairs well in my ultimate bread pudding
French Vanilla Ice Cream - Know to be smoother and more refined that regular vanilla bean ice cream
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream - It has the little flecks of bean and seems more natural. I like it a little more
French Wine - The French hold the reputation of having the world's best wines. They are proud of it and they serve it at most meals when you visit. Their countryside is beautiful.
Any Other Country's Wine - A number of countries have beat the French in competitions. I like looking at the labels. Any label with Big, Fat, Truck, or Large get my vote. The French are far too refined to use such words
French Poodle - They are too fussy for me. To they take after the owner?
Boykin Spaniel - The SC state dog. They are bigger than a Cocker Spaniel and have a "let's go play" attitude. They score big points around here for being at home riding in a truck
Baguette - French for skinny white loaf of bread. They are great when super fresh.
Italian Bread - Simple, refined, and wonderful when fresh. Denine's family is part Italian. You know where my loyalties lie
French Open - Tennis only
US Open - Tennis and Golf. We win
Le Tour de France - The greatest sports event on earth for most of the world. Over 15 million spectators come to cheer during the 21 days of the tour. Oh, how I want to be sipping French Press coffee at a bistro as the peloton rolls by on a soft summer day
Zippo - Yes, I could mention the Super Bowl or World Cup Soccer, but nothing matches "Le Tour". Really
French Twist - Somewhere along the line, they got into the "hair business". You know it will eventually come back
The Hamel Camel - Dorthy made it big, but alas, it's gone
French Onion Soup - Superb when done right. Tragic when not
New England Clam Chowder - Superb when done right. Tragic when not
Cassoulet - How can anyone make a bean dish sound delicious? Amazing!
Yankee Pot Roast - It sounds like what you get. Good on a cold winter day
So there you have it. Could we live without the French? Yes, but you have got to give their team over there in the marketing department credit for doing great work. And I think they add a lot to our world. And if anyone in France invites me to Le Tour de France they will be my new best friend!
Now, would you past that bar-b-que sauce?