Who can forget when Cousin Eddie says "Clark, that is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year" after Clark Griswold receives a one year membership to the Jelly of The Month Club for his Christmas bonus in the movie Christmas Vacation? Ironically this single quote has lodged in the public's memory and has likely generated countless "of the month club" gifts.
So, you are stuck on what to get someone near and dear for Christmas and it needs to be something unique? Have no worries, my friend. I am here to help. Here are five goodies that are sure to bring you to memory all year long and likely be the talk of the family.
-BBQ Sauce of the Month - You can help them start their own Sauce Wars! Make sure to ask when you should show up to eat.
-Necktie of the Month - Uncle Lou is boring. He wears brown slacks and a tan shirt to his office job every day. Jazz him up with this stylish fashion topper.
-Beef Jerky - Hey, it even includes membership in The Jerky Society! Who doesn't want that?
-Condiment of the Month - Condiment! I said Condiment! That's right, fill their fridge!
And we pause here for a moment of silence. We brace ourselves to be amazed and filled with wonder. I present to you the king...the ultimate...the pinnacle of "month club" gifting.
-Bacon of the Month - Bacon! You do not need my comments. The web site says this:
Five to date. That’s how many vegetarians I know who’ve fallen off the bandwagon thanks to these bacons. I’m not using those examples as a proposal for torturing anyone, I’m just saying any food that’s so good it can break a strong will has to be worth trying. We’ll ship to the lucky recipient every month, just in time for weekend frying.
And check this quote!
"Make someone's month with this array of the porky product from the world-class Michigan deli Zingerman's. — delish.com
"array of the porky product". Pure poetry. Few lines in the English language can match these words. Enjoy.