Kevin Casto, one of my college classmates, forwarded something he received from a fellow art teacher.
A first grade girl handed in this drawing for her homework assignment. The assignment was to draw a picture of one of their parents at work. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.
She returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is of me selling a shovel.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Harrington