As the Summer Olympics begin to wind down I find myself kind of wishing there was a Backyard Tri-Sport Competition. I'm thinking something like Bocce - Cornhole -& Air Hop would be entertaining. That, my friends, would require the use of Sophistication - Redneck - & Wacky (in that order) along with athletic prowess combined with luck. I'd suggest Lawn Jarts, but there was that one incident with the Italians back in the 80s.
I don't think sponsorship will be an issue. Miller, Budweiser, and Solo Cup will vie to sign on.